“The plan was that the hippos would eat the ruinously invasive water hyacinth; the American people would eat the hippos; everyone would go home happy. Well, except the hippos. They’d go home eaten.”
Adam Lacroft is an ordinary teenage boy. He hates math, but who doesn’t, he gets decent grades, he’s surrounded by hot girls (including his best friend Erica who is a gorgeous curvy redhead), and he has his whole life ahead of him. Or so he thinks...
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1914. Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir-presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne is assassinated by Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip.